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toskarin

look I'm not mad that tumblr live is apparently filled with porn. that's normal and probably healthy. I'm mad that they get to do that and I get my kamen rider crossover wrestling post flagged even though they were in FULL BODY SUITS

toskarin

it was physically impossible for them to show anything objectionable! not even any dick! they were wrestling!

toskarin

the moderator they assigned me after last time watching to see if this post is a setup for me posting gay kamen rider cosplay porn again

punkitt-is-here

machine-saint

whispering "fentanyl" under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout

unexploredblue

insanely funny addition from the tags

sludge-wizard

Anonymous asked:

huge loiswasadevil fan here and i can explain all the lore. lois (loiswasadevil) and peter jr (what i’ll be calling peter griffin junior bc i don’t want to type out everything) both kin characters from family guy meaning that they believe that family guy is real in an alternate reality and they share souls. peter jr is actually a character from a brief family guy cutaway where it’s mentioned that peter griffin sr shook his and lois’s son (who’s name is peter jr)to death (this was only mentioned once and played as a joke ig). lois has a “devils heart” meaning that so many bad things have happened to her that her heart became evil, and the devils heart gets unlocked anytime somebody is a “catalyst”, which is usually people that make fun of her, send anon hate, or are rude to her. i don’t think??? peter jr has a devils heart??? but his soul is dark and he lives on as a ghost wishing that he could contact his family. the one one he can contact is lois because peter jr for some reason lived on in this reality after dying in family guy

punkitt-is-here answered:

philcoulson-redtapeninja

lily-blue-blue-lily

me and my friends have a theory that everyone is either is a constant headache/migraines girlie or a constant stomach problems girlie, which are you?

headaches/migraines

stomach problems

i am one of the lucky chosen ones who gets neither

i am truly cursed and get both (im so sorry!)

*when i say girlie i mean it truly in a non gender specific way, this poll is for everyone!

**obviously everyone gets both headaches and stomach problems on occasion, this is about if you suffer from one or other of them notably more often!

pls reblog to get a bigger sample size!

quitting drinking has annoyingly thrown my digestion off

Anonymous asked:

Ghost was just a guy with a cool skull mask but the MW2 remake sexyman-ed him up and and the thirst exploded

They can make COD guys sexymen? They can do that? They aren’t just a meathead power fantasy for American neo-imperialist fascist hero culture?

sludge-wizard

xixijinping

quiirrel

@aquapede

sarazanmai

wakandas-vibranium

Y’all if we get John Boyega in a Jordan Peele film I’m warning y’all right now PREPARE TO BE SICK OF ME

trufflesmushroom

luminarai

A screenshot of a Twitter thread from user alanaauston saying, "um? I assumed those commercials used water because they couldn't show blood but it's really because no one... thought to test actual blood?" Theres a screen shot from a TikTok video attached.

A screen shot from a TikTok from an unmentioned user. It has a long haired person in the background and in the foreground is a text in white with black borders saying, "Me explaining to people that the first study where scientists actually tested the absorbency of period products using BLOOD and not water was only published on Monday this week -and unsurprisingly it's shown that products aren't as absorbent as their labels say which drastically impacts how doctors have been diagnosing heavy bleeding"

A different screen shot from Twitter, this from Twitter user JasmineAGolphin in response to user alanaaustin's first tweet, saying, "Absolutely no shape to op but I didn't fully believe this absolute fuckery so I not only read the article but I read the abstract and then then downloaded the pdf of the study itself and y'all (line break) Y'all (another line break) They were using saline and water." There's an attached image of a block of text.

The text image that user JasmineAGolphin uploaded from the study in question. It's black text on a white background that says, "This clinical evaluation has become more challenging with the availability of a wide range of alternative menstrual hygiene products. The current validated clinical tool routinely used to assess menstrual blood loss is the Pictorial Blood Loss Assessment Chart (PBAC). The PBAC is based on saturation of menstrual pads and tampons; newer menstrual hygiene products have yet to be integrated into the PBAC. To complicate matters, no industry standard exists for capacity testing of mentrual products except for tampons due to their historical link between absorbency and the risk of toxic shock syndrome. (3) Individual manufacturers may report collection capacity of their product using a liquid such as saline or water which is not equivalent to menstrual blood. Menstrual blood not only contains blood but is also composed of vaginal secretions and endometrial cells. (4) Individuals with HMB may also experience rapid blood loss (flooding) or pass clots which can further challenge the absorption of some products and lead to leaking."

hey, hi, I was just on the former bird app and came across this info from a brand new study and now I cannot stop screaming internally??? what the actual fuckkkk

theres' an article from the guardian here and here is the actual study:

Red blood cell capacity of modern menstrual products: considerations for assessing heavy menstrual bleeding

Background Heavy menstrual bleeding affects up to one third of menstruating individuals and has a negative impact on quality of life. The di

BMJ Sexual & Reproductive Health